How to jerk off guide by Jane – Janegasms – Take a deep breath!
March 31, 2008
Three part breath – Dirga Pranayama is an intergral part of the yoga experience… also a VERY important part of attaining Janegasms! The Benefits of Dirga Pranayama is that it focuses the attention on the present moment, calms and grounds the mind. When you are lying down, you can really feel the breath moving through your body as it makes contact with the bed. The steps of Dirga Breath in a Janegasm can include:
- Lie down on the back with the eyes closed, relaxing the face and the body.
- If something is distracting you with thoughts in your mind, do not engage the thoughts. Just notice them and then let them go, bringing your attention back to Jane.
- Begin to inhale deeply through the nose.
- On each inhale, fill your belly up with your breath. Sending the clean fresh oxygen deep in your belly to your cock.
- Exhale, expel all the air out from deep and through your nose. Draw the navel back towards your spine to make sure that the belly is empty of air.
- On the next inhale, fill the belly up with air as described above. Then when the belly is full, draw in a little more breath and let that air expand into the rib cage causing the ribs to widen apart.
It doesnt hurt to practice some dirga breath before you call, letting yourself relax and become one with your cock, one with your own self. Remember the focus is our cock, focusing all of your strength there, feeling every bit of strength there… Focusing on the ultimate orgasm -A Janegasm!!
Happy jerking,Jane
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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Janegasms – Prepare before you call!
March 1, 2008
Be prepared!! Attaining the Janegasm through phone sex with me is attaining the ultimate in orgasmic pleasure! Sometimes though I get callers that are not prepared… so I thought I would publish a before you call check list!
- Lotion - Jerking off with some lube is optimal – are you a stroke your cock with lotion guy or maybe you prefer natural saliva – have your lotion ready, warmed is nice too (but be careful not too hot)
- Your setting – phone sex is always enhanced when you call from your own bed with the lights turned nice and low, shades drawn. Soft music or nice quiet in the background. A bit of porn is nice to watch for a warm-up – but for a Janegasm you dont need the porn, turn off the computer and close your eyes.
- Laying back or sitting up? Choice is yours – remember for a Janegasm you need full access to your cock and your balls… you even need access to that sensitive spot behind your balls. I strongly suggest you make your phone sex call while laying in bed, a nice soft pillow behind your head to hold the phone (a headset is better). Bend your knees slight drawing them up and letting your thighs open wide – use two pillows to let your thighs and knees rest against to lessen any strain on your back (this is a yoga trick)
- Be ready to let me know what you want? Do you want me to cum when you do? Do you want me to cum a few times before you do? Do you want me to completely guide you in how to jerk off? (this leads to the best Janegasms)
- Have enough time!!! To attain a Janegasm you will be jerking off under my encouragement – this means starting and just when you are about to cum, stopping and holding… you are staying on the edge!! This takes time – make sure you have enough in your account for the ultimate hot phone sex experience. Also make sure you have enough time before you have to be doing something else! My record is four hours of edging, my caller almost fainted he came so hard… he told me about a gallon of cum!!! It took him 15 minutes just to catch his breath!!! (BTW-He tipped me very well!)
- Fluids! Have a nice tall glass of water or your favorite beverage ready! Not only are you going to cum gallons!!! Janegams require lots of breathing and time, we dont want to have to stop because you needed a glass of water
Email me! If you have a special request, let me know ahead of time!
Happy jerking,Jane
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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Janegasms – Can you find your prana?
March 1, 2008
A Janegasm is the ultimate orgasm – this is the ultimate of edging.
Edging means you stay right on the edge of cumming, your cock raging hard, the cum just about to spurt and then you stop and let it back off just a bit… A Janegasm is the orgasm you experience when you cum after being on the edge for a long while.
Attaining a Janegasm takes time and takes practice. I help you to attain a Janegasm by taking parts of my yoga practice and applying them to Janegasms! In yoga you let your body totally relax and you attain a euphoric feeling, almost like you are floating outside of your body, but enveloped in a strong white light filled with warmth – this is called attaining prana. Very experienced yoginis liken prana to an out of body experience!
In a Janegasm -you attain prana – just a cum-filled prana. The strength that you will feel as you cum and and then drain every ounce of energy from your body through your cock will leave you breathless!
Call me soon and I will guide you to the ultimate in orgasms.
Happy jerking,Jane
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Stripper on your Desktop – now this is a Jerking Off Encouragement!
February 15, 2008
This is great!!  Check it out – the girl dances and strips on your computer desktop!!  You get a new girl everyday!   So yes I will admit, I like watching girls sometimes and this fun!   You can watch her all day, getting harder and harder… till you call me to Jerk off!   It is easy to install too! You download a free program, guarantee no viruses, spyware etc…  Click here to try it!!
No Cumming in Thailand for Valentines Day – well you can always cum with Jane
February 13, 2008
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By Nopporn Wong-Anan BANGKOK (Reuters) – Alarmed by polls showing one in four Thai teens will celebrate St. Valentine’s Day by having sex, police plan to swoop on motels, malls and parks to ensure youths behave themselves on the “Day of Love”.
The annual campaign to ensure good behaviour on February 14 will see city officials turn on all lights at public parks in the capital Bangkok, while parents are urged to make sure their teenagers come home early.
Police and “student inspectors” from the Education Ministry will be checking discrete “curtain” motels to make sure youths under the legal age of 18 are not using them for amorous interludes.
“We will send patrols to check out public parks, restaurants and shopping malls, which are the starting points for potential sexual activities that will be done at home or motels,” Bangkok police spokesman Suporn Pansuea said.
How to jerk off guide by Jane – Lotions!
January 28, 2008
This is a controversial topic – some men use lube, some dont… some men only use lube with certain techniques. Your cock has sensitive skin, why take the risk – lube up and make it more enjoyable!
The best option is made just for jerking off – Intrigue by KY – if your local drugstore doesnt have it, pick up any KY product you can go wrong! Just jumble it in a basket with toothpaste and some other stuff and pick the older cashier – she will never even notice you are buying it! Usual it is right near the condoms!
Condoms are another great option, just slip one on, taking advantage of the lube made just for your pleasure and begin stroking!
Spit works too!! It is all natural and great for the mid-day jerking off session at the office!
Lotions are OK, but test them out first. My sweet cucumber jasmine lotion might leave behind something icky residue! And the perfumes can easily irritate the skin. Test a few drops first along your shaft and wait till the next day.
In a pinch some foods are great!!! Extra Virgin Olive Oil – messy but smooth.. Stay away from sugary foods, they can irritate and rub.
Soaps and shampoos are OK and they sure are handy right in the shower already with you! But be careful and rinse completely!
Vaseline – NO NO NO – good for your skin, NOT for your cock!!
Happy jerking,
Jane
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Do you Jerk off with Jane? Now you can announce it!!
January 27, 2008
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Happy jerking,
Jane
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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Holding back techniques
January 26, 2008
So you are just feeling extra horny, maybe you were checking out some of my Jerk of Encouragement posts? So you want to cum, just let the day go relax, have a good cum and maybe take a nap? But, you want a Janegasm- the ultimate in orgasms right? To have a Janegasm you have to almost cum and stop and almost cum and stop, you can read about a Janegasm here.
Holding off cumming is not not easy, but a Janegasm is well worth it! I know many of you are tempted to just let the jism spurt at the first moment your feel your balls erupting and many of us are tempted to climax when the first orgasm approaches. If you cant hold it on the first try – so what enjoy it, just try again and again! Though there are a few techniques you can try that will help you hold back. First try squeezing the PC muscle, you can read about the PC muscle here. Then take yours hands away, let them rest over your head. Take deep cleansing breaths as you find the prana, the glowing light that envelops you.
The first time you try to achieve a Janegasm, you might only be able to hold back once. Soon though with enough practice you will be holding back 10 or 20 times – that final explosion will take your breath away!
Happy jerking,
Jane
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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Fleshlight – the ultimate jerking off tool
January 25, 2008
Though I have not used one, I have thousands of customers who swear they are the next best thing to a blow job from Jane 
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Happy jerking,
Jane
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Jerk off Encouragement – Free Porn Movies?
January 25, 2008
So I have this friend James… He works for a great company that offers VOD – Video on Demand for PORN! The way it works is you have an account and you buy minutes – just like in Phone Sex. But, these are porn minutes! You scroll through a directory that has little previews and a bit of the plot (it is porn, but there are some plots) and you pick a porno to watch. The video streams to your computer and you watch it there – jerking off, of course. But, the best way to watch the movies is to call me and we watch together! Before I came to Niteflirt I was such a big customer James made me a private theater – Jane’s Porno Palace… Now I am sharing that with you! So check it out today! just click here to enjoy 15 minutes of free porn
Happy jerking,
Jane
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