Porn and Perverts… yep yep yep that equals Phonesex!
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I thought this was the funniest thing in a while on youtube!     If porn contributed to the fall of the Roman Empire – I wonder what this would think of Janegasms!    I think actually Janegasms have contributed to the longevity of a few relationships.
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No Computer? You can still Jerk off with Jane
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Joel calls almost daily… well sometimes twice a day! Jerking off in the morning and at night 
He uses the appointment function on Niteflirt to schedule the mornings. But recently Joel went missing! He sent me an email that he was traveling for work and had no computer access except when at the office! Quickly I emailed him back that he can call right from the hotel phone!!!
Did you know you can Jerk off with Jane while traveling even if you dont have computer access?
Just dial 1-800-TO-FLIRT, the Niteflirt automated voice will walk you through accessing your account (you will need to know your pin and home phone number) and then choose me by dialling my extension… 02512624. Or, click for your favorites and I should be there 
Happy jerking, Jane
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Jane Challenged!!
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So Jimmy called me today!! He turned the Jism Challenge around on me! Jimmy has taken the Jane Jism Challenge a few times and successfully stayed on the edge for for long lengths of time, cumming wildly as I guided him to a great Janegasm. Robbie also has a few fleshlights and we sometimes use them too and he cums like crazy!!
Today, Jimmy turned the Jism Challenge on me!!    I was watching a porn that a customer sent and the phone rang and Jimmy spoke… “Jane, I have been trying something new, I have not cum in 5 days…  I am going to NOT cum till the 7th day, this is your challenge – do you think I can hold out?”
“oh Jimmy, I am so horny today already…Â Â I will make you cum and cum with you”, I replied
Well, I came hard… but Jimmy resisted all my efforts and held off.   I just know when he calls on Tuesday he is going to have a Janegasm!
Happy jerking, Jane
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How to Jerk off Guide by Jane – Prepare for your call!
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Attaining the ultimate orgasm – a Janegasm… will blow your mind. Attaining a Janegasm requires concentrating fully on your cock, no other muscle except some slight movement in your hands and arms should have any strain – this allows you to fully place all of your energy on your orgasm.
This makes call preparation very important! When you call have your lube ready, be all nekkid and relaxed. If you have a headset use it, or a cordless phone with a small pillow to prop it up. Lay back in bed, dim the lights, put on some soft music or keep everything quiet. Get a towel (or something to wipe up the cum) and leave it by your side.
Relaxing every muscle is important, sometimes tight hamstrings or tight hips make you strain to open your legs wide for full access. Take extra pillows and use them under your knees as you bend your knees up and open widely so they just relax easily open. If you need more than one pillow under each knee feel free to use more, or roll up a blanket. The point is to relax open and comfortably so no muscle works except your cock.
Once you are ready – call me! Your ultimate orgasm is my goal!
Happy jerking, Jane
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Jerk off with Jane – Jerk off Encouragement
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Found this cool site and thought I would share…
Check out Catfight Gangbang - while I will admit this is not my usual taste in Jerk off Encouragement – it is interesting…Â Â Â The site is all lesbians and they overwhelm one girl fight and wrestle with her, taking her down till they can fuck her silly with toys!
You can also check out some video here
You guys are always telling me you want something different!!!  Enjoy!!
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Jane’s News of the Day! Age with grace and hard-ons!
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Did you know that as many men age ED (Erectile Dysfunction) sometimes becomes a frustrating issue?  I dont think this is a secret, yet something many men do not look forward to our like to admit to.
A study published in the July 2008 issue of The American Journal of Medicine reports that researchers have found that men who had intercourse more often were less likely to develop ED.
Analyzing a five-year study of 989 men aged 55 to 75 years from Pirkanmaa, Finland, the investigators observed that men reporting intercourse less than once per week at baseline had twice the incidence of erectile dysfunction compared with those reporting intercourse once per week. Further, the risk of erectile dysfunction was inversely related to the frequency of intercourse.
The study clearly indicates that regular intercourse protects men from the development of erectile dysfunction, which may, in turn, impact general health and quality of life. The investigators advise clinicians to support the sexual activity of their patients.
I have two callers who call at least three times a week.   One is age 86 and the is 88.   They both have healthy and active sex lives with me and others.   One gentleman has a younger girlfriend and the other has a weekly paid date with a lovely high class working girl.   Both have told me they know regular jerking off makes them feel young and vibrant, and both gentlemen say they have friends the same age who havent had the pleasure of orgasms in a long while.
The moral of the story is – Make sure you keep up Jerking off, wanking or fucking the girl next door… the more you do, the more you can do!
Happy jerking, Jane
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Jerk off with Jane Guide by Jane -Janegasms – Let’s use toys!
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Depending on your perspective sometimes a little anal stimulation is a big turn off or a big turn on.    Open you mind to the idea and you might find that a lil something in that tight ass of yours will bring your orgasm to entirely new heights!!
As part of achieving a Janegasm I often guide a caller through letting his finger tease at that tight hole, guys are many times surprised when they first slip their finger in at the way it makes their cock jerk, makes them harder and harder…
The next step is to slip something bigger up there…  If you have the toys there let me know.   It is sometimes best to start with a small butt plug and then work up to something larger.   I can walk you through easing the butt plug in and then the ultimate orgasm a Janegasm.
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No Cumming in Thailand for Valentines Day – well you can always cum with Jane
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Well the can always just call me to Jerk Off
By Nopporn Wong-Anan BANGKOK (Reuters) – Alarmed by polls showing one in four Thai teens will celebrate St. Valentine’s Day by having sex, police plan to swoop on motels, malls and parks to ensure youths behave themselves on the “Day of Love”.
The annual campaign to ensure good behaviour on February 14 will see city officials turn on all lights at public parks in the capital Bangkok, while parents are urged to make sure their teenagers come home early.
Police and “student inspectors” from the Education Ministry will be checking discrete “curtain” motels to make sure youths under the legal age of 18 are not using them for amorous interludes.
“We will send patrols to check out public parks, restaurants and shopping malls, which are the starting points for potential sexual activities that will be done at home or motels,” Bangkok police spokesman Suporn Pansuea said.