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Jane Challenged!!

So Jimmy called me today!! He turned the Jism Challenge around on me! Jimmy has taken the Jane Jism Challenge a few times and successfully stayed on the edge for for long lengths of time, cumming wildly as I guided him to a great Janegasm. Robbie also has a few fleshlights and we sometimes use them too and he cums like crazy!!

Today, Jimmy turned the Jism Challenge on me!!     I was watching a porn that a customer sent and the phone rang and Jimmy spoke… “Jane, I have been trying something new, I have not cum in 5 days…   I am going to NOT cum till the 7th day, this is your challenge – do you think I can hold out?”

“oh Jimmy, I am so horny today already…   I will make you cum and cum with you”, I replied :)

Well, I came hard… but Jimmy resisted all my efforts and held off.    I just know when he calls on Tuesday he is going to have a Janegasm!

Happy jerking, Jane

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How to Jerk off Guide by Jane – Prepare for your call!

Attaining the ultimate orgasm – a Janegasm… will blow your mind. Attaining a Janegasm requires concentrating fully on your cock, no other muscle except some slight movement in your hands and arms should have any strain – this allows you to fully place all of your energy on your orgasm.

This makes call preparation very important! When you call have your lube ready, be all nekkid and relaxed. If you have a headset use it, or a cordless phone with a small pillow to prop it up. Lay back in bed, dim the lights, put on some soft music or keep everything quiet. Get a towel (or something to wipe up the cum) and leave it by your side.

Relaxing every muscle is important, sometimes tight hamstrings or tight hips make you strain to open your legs wide for full access. Take extra pillows and use them under your knees as you bend your knees up and open widely so they just relax easily open. If you need more than one pillow under each knee feel free to use more, or roll up a blanket. The point is to relax open and comfortably so no muscle works except your cock.

Once you are ready – call me! Your ultimate orgasm is my goal!



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Jane's News of the Day! Age with grace and hard-ons!

Did you know that as many men age ED (Erectile Dysfunction) sometimes becomes a frustrating issue?   I dont think this is a secret, yet something many men do not look forward to our like to admit to.

A study published in the July 2008 issue of The American Journal of Medicine reports that researchers have found that men who had intercourse more often were less likely to develop ED.

Analyzing a five-year study of 989 men aged 55 to 75 years from Pirkanmaa, Finland, the investigators observed that men reporting intercourse less than once per week at baseline had twice the incidence of erectile dysfunction compared with those reporting intercourse once per week. Further, the risk of erectile dysfunction was inversely related to the frequency of intercourse.

The study clearly indicates that regular intercourse protects men from the development of erectile dysfunction, which may, in turn, impact general health and quality of life. The investigators advise clinicians to support the sexual activity of their patients.

Read the full story here…

I have two callers who call at least three times a week.    One is age 86 and the is 88.    They both have healthy and active sex lives with me and others.    One gentleman has a younger girlfriend and the other has a weekly paid date with a lovely high class working girl.    Both have told me they know regular jerking off makes them feel young and vibrant, and both gentlemen say they have friends the same age who havent had the pleasure of orgasms in a long while.

The moral of the story is – Make sure you keep up Jerking off, wanking or fucking the girl next door… the more you do, the more you can do!

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Jerk off with Jane Guide by Jane -Janegasms – Let's use toys!

Depending on your perspective sometimes a little anal stimulation is a big turn off or a big turn on.     Open you mind to the idea and you might find that a lil something in that tight ass of yours will bring your orgasm to entirely new heights!!

As part of achieving a Janegasm I often guide a caller through letting his finger tease at that tight hole, guys are many times surprised when they first slip their finger in at the way it makes their cock jerk, makes them harder and harder…

The next step is to slip something bigger up there…   If you have the toys there let me know.    It is sometimes best to start with a small butt plug and then work up to something larger.    I can walk you through easing the butt plug in and then the ultimate orgasm a Janegasm.

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How to Jerk Off Guide by Jane – are you Married? Need to be quiet?

Needing a Janegasm but dont want the wife to know you are Jacking Off?   This is probably one of the most common quandries presented to me in email.     The email usually is something like this…  “Dear Jane, I want a Janegasm, but I cant let my wife hear me, she thinks I am just surfing the Net for sports not because I am horny – what should I do?”

This is easy, you want to call, you dont want the wife to hear you chatting and arouse her curiosity.    Just call, whisper and let me know you are the by tapping the phone, knocking it gently.    I will ask you “do you have to be quiet?” and you knock once for yes.

The rest of the call you just listen to me guide you through a great Janegam – the ultimate orgasm!    The code is easy – One knock for “yes”, two for “no”, and three for “thanks Jane, great cum”     Many guys even just use a pen to tap the phone.

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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Janegasms – Take a deep breath!

Three part breath – Dirga Pranayama is an intergral part of the yoga experience… also a VERY important part of attaining Janegasms! The Benefits of Dirga Pranayama is that it focuses the attention on the present moment, calms and grounds the mind. When you are lying down, you can really feel the breath moving through your body as it makes contact with the bed. The steps of Dirga Breath in a Janegasm can include:

  • Lie down on the back with the eyes closed, relaxing the face and the body.
  • If something is distracting you with thoughts in your mind, do not engage the thoughts. Just notice them and then let them go, bringing your attention back to Jane.
  • Begin to inhale deeply through the nose.
  • On each inhale, fill your belly up with your breath. Sending the clean fresh oxygen deep in your belly to your cock.
  • Exhale, expel all the air out from deep and through your nose. Draw the navel back towards your spine to make sure that the belly is empty of air.
  • On the next inhale, fill the belly up with air as described above. Then when the belly is full, draw in a little more breath and let that air expand into the rib cage causing the ribs to widen apart.

It doesnt hurt to practice some dirga breath before you call, letting yourself relax and become one with your cock, one with your own self. Remember the focus is our cock, focusing all of your strength there, feeling every bit of strength there… Focusing on the ultimate orgasm -A Janegasm!!

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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Janegasms – Prepare before you call!

Be prepared!! Attaining the Janegasm through phone sex with me is attaining the ultimate in orgasmic pleasure! Sometimes though I get callers that are not prepared… so I thought I would publish a before you call check list!

  • Lotion - Jerking off with some lube is optimal – are you a stroke your cock with lotion guy or maybe you prefer natural saliva – have your lotion ready, warmed is nice too (but be careful not too hot)
  • Your setting – phone sex is always enhanced when you call from your own bed with the lights turned nice and low, shades drawn. Soft music or nice quiet in the background. A bit of porn is nice to watch for a warm-up – but for a Janegasm you dont need the porn, turn off the computer and close your eyes.
  • Laying back or sitting up? Choice is yours – remember for a Janegasm you need full access to your cock and your balls… you even need access to that sensitive spot behind your balls. I strongly suggest you make your phone sex call while laying in bed, a nice soft pillow behind your head to hold the phone (a headset is better). Bend your knees slight drawing them up and letting your thighs open wide – use two pillows to let your thighs and knees rest against to lessen any strain on your back (this is a yoga trick)
  • Be ready to let me know what you want? Do you want me to cum when you do? Do you want me to cum a few times before you do? Do you want me to completely guide you in how to jerk off? (this leads to the best Janegasms)
  • Have enough time!!! To attain a Janegasm you will be jerking off under my encouragement – this means starting and just when you are about to cum, stopping and holding… you are staying on the edge!! This takes time – make sure you have enough in your account for the ultimate hot phone sex experience. Also make sure you have enough time before you have to be doing something else! My record is four hours of edging, my caller almost fainted he came so hard… he told me about a gallon of cum!!! It took him 15 minutes just to catch his breath!!! (BTW-He tipped me very well!)
  • Fluids! Have a nice tall glass of water or your favorite beverage ready! Not only are you going to cum gallons!!! Janegams require lots of breathing and time, we dont want to have to stop because you needed a glass of water ;) Email me! If you have a special request, let me know ahead of time!

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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Janegasms – Can you find your prana?

A Janegasm is the ultimate orgasm – this is the ultimate of edging.

Edging means you stay right on the edge of cumming, your cock raging hard, the cum just about to spurt and then you stop and let it back off just a bit… A Janegasm is the orgasm you experience when you cum after being on the edge for a long while.

Attaining a Janegasm takes time and takes practice. I help you to attain a Janegasm by taking parts of my yoga practice and applying them to Janegasms! In yoga you let your body totally relax and you attain a euphoric feeling, almost like you are floating outside of your body, but enveloped in a strong white light filled with warmth – this is called attaining prana. Very experienced yoginis liken prana to an out of body experience!

In a Janegasm -you attain prana – just a cum-filled prana. The strength that you will feel as you cum and and then drain every ounce of energy from your body through your cock will leave you breathless!

Call me soon and I will guide you to the ultimate in orgasms.

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How to jerk off guide by Jane – Lotions!

This is a controversial topic – some men use lube, some dont… some men only use lube with certain techniques. Your cock has sensitive skin, why take the risk – lube up and make it more enjoyable!

The best option is made just for jerking off – Intrigue by KY – if your local drugstore doesnt have it, pick up any KY product you can go wrong! Just jumble it in a basket with toothpaste and some other stuff and pick the older cashier – she will never even notice you are buying it! Usual it is right near the condoms!

Condoms are another great option, just slip one on, taking advantage of the lube made just for your pleasure and begin stroking!

Spit works too!! It is all natural and great for the mid-day jerking off session at the office!

Lotions are OK, but test them out first. My sweet cucumber jasmine lotion might leave behind something icky residue! And the perfumes can easily irritate the skin. Test a few drops first along your shaft and wait till the next day.

In a pinch some foods are great!!! Extra Virgin Olive Oil – messy but smooth.. Stay away from sugary foods, they can irritate and rub.

Soaps and shampoos are OK and they sure are handy right in the shower already with you! But be careful and rinse completely!

Vaseline – NO NO NO – good for your skin, NOT for your cock!!

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